The Canon 5D rumours

There's been so many rumours about the entry level full size sensored Canon 5D that hell, it might actually come out with a guitar amp (Marshall JCM1000) and a 40 band EQ built in..There have also been sightings of aliens testing the new unit, Canon say this is purely speculation...

Canon, look... It's time already... I'm starting to look worryingly at Nikons newest offerings, of which there have been many, Canon... many!... SO, what are you lot doing?... Sitting back and waiting, well, we all know that's not like you, Canon... You want to stay at the front of Digital camera manufacturing - well, pull your collective fingers out, for crying out loud and release the beast already!!!...

I need a new camera... Actually, I don't need a new camera, but, I'd like a full sensor, so, I need to get a new camera and, if you guys don't release the 5Dx (or whatever the hell you're going to call it) this September, then.. I'll be forced to lok else where... We all know you're holding off because of all the nice people that have bought the 1Ds MKIII's since their release and that you guys don't want to upset them by releasing a 5Dx that has pretty much the same spec, oh, except with the mark Four digic set... So, what ya gunna do, Canon?

Ditch cameras all together - make a new printer? One that takes photos too... Canon PIXMA 5Dx5800!... (With HD video capabilities!) .... A Stills camera with HD vid spec, have you guys lost it?... (Yes, Nikon... that goes for you lot too!)

STILLS... that's non moving to anyone that doesn't get it... it's the "Video for Flickr" of the camera world... grrrr... back in your collective boxes!.. NO video on semi / pro spec DSLR's thanks... I have a Sony Z1 for that... (Or a Canon XL1 if you're old skool!)

Now, Canon... some answers...

1. When?
2. Where?
3. RRP?
4. Spec...

No ifs... No Buts.. Cough up with the darn answers already!!.. THERE WILL BE A MUTINY**

come on..

**well, there won't, but hell, it sounds good eh!