The news in brief....

It amuses me you know, we didn't get snow... not a jot [in London, I don't care about you folk out in the hills!...sorry!...] BUT...

"Thousands face more misery in engineering works fiasco"

A fiasco, what is a Fiasco... no, better still, Misery... lets work on that...

Misery, as well as being a horror novel by Stephen King from 1987, is a state where you are "at a low point"... a feeling of intense unhappiness; "she was exhausted by her misery and grief"... People get to this point cause their train isn't running?.. What about "your dog has been hit by a car.." that's a better reason, or.. " i'm sorry, but you're going to lose your leg " ...misery, cause a train isn't running... soft, the lot of you...

Britons "most addicted to fast food"
When it comes to a fast food fix, Britons love a good pig out more than anyone [yep, including you Americans!] ...this is based upon a poll where "45% agreed to the statement : I like the taste of fast food too much to give it up"... The poll consisted of 9000 people... Did you know that in July 2007, the estimated population of Briton was 60,776,238 people... uh, how many times does 9000 divide into 60 million?...

Big Brother | Kill me now!
I can't stand reality television, partially because I know just how "produced" it is [I have worked on the set of a reality tv show before now] There really isn't that much "Reality" at all... It should actually just be called "this is going to be really crap, why watch?" ...or, better still... "Waste of your time 2008"

I mean, please... can someone tell me what this is?!...