AND - i'm greedy.
I realised this tonight when I was pouring someone a drink in the safe confines of my kitchen...
I will offer a drink to someone and then go into the kitchen, get the cups out, get the drink out and if there is ONLY enough for a glass each with a bit left over, I will pour them, swiftly knock the top off one of the glasses and refill it and THEN take the glasses out to present one to the other person... now, WRONG I hear you all wail... BUT... how many of you grew up with three ravenous brothers! huh!... it was a DOG EAT DOG world... mum only bought Juice on fridays and if you wanted some, you needed to play rough!
I Don't like sharing...
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Remind me never to accept anything from you! It's so wrong that I suspect you have condemned yourself into an afterlife in the firey place. I do hope you give your guest the glass that hasn't been slobbered on with your mucky chops?!
Susan (Sandra - what EVER) I DONT SLOBBER ON GUEST CUPS!... I just drink some out of MINE and then refill MINE... i'm greedy!... not grubby!!..(remind me NEVER to come to your house)
tee hee
Oy Slobbering Sime. Who says I am Susan when my name is clearly Sandra. Everyone knows that brothers always gob into each other's cups in order to claim the bounty for themselves. I always did that with my brother - as well as lick his food so he wouldn't want it. You gotta get up to speed with all the tricks innit
...for an investigative journo, you're not very stealth!!...
i'd see through your disguise in seconds... SUSAN
Being the youngest of 3 brothers, I'm fully with you on this... Its a dog eat dog world growing up in a family of boys.
I dont think thats greed. Thats just common sense. No one wants to go to the fridge, grab the juice or whatever, only to find there s barely a mouthful left. You re just doing the decent thing and finishing it off. Def going to heaven. With bells on.
I AM NORMAL!... yay!!...
She said with bells on - that ain't normal!!! Most people go in a wooden box - but no, you're going in a dress, with fake boobs and bells on. FREAK!
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