I Don't like sharing...

AND - i'm greedy.

I realised this tonight when I was pouring someone a drink in the safe confines of my kitchen...
A Coffees grave...


I will offer a drink to someone and then go into the kitchen, get the cups out, get the drink out and if there is ONLY enough for a glass each with a bit left over, I will pour them, swiftly knock the top off one of the glasses and refill it and THEN take the glasses out to present one to the other person... now, WRONG I hear you all wail... BUT... how many of you grew up with three ravenous brothers! huh!... it was a DOG EAT DOG world... mum only bought Juice on fridays and if you wanted some, you needed to play rough!

Brothers

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remind me never to accept anything from you! It's so wrong that I suspect you have condemned yourself into an afterlife in the firey place. I do hope you give your guest the glass that hasn't been slobbered on with your mucky chops?!

Sime™ said...

Susan (Sandra - what EVER) I DONT SLOBBER ON GUEST CUPS!... I just drink some out of MINE and then refill MINE... i'm greedy!... not grubby!!..(remind me NEVER to come to your house)

tee hee

Anonymous said...

Oy Slobbering Sime. Who says I am Susan when my name is clearly Sandra. Everyone knows that brothers always gob into each other's cups in order to claim the bounty for themselves. I always did that with my brother - as well as lick his food so he wouldn't want it. You gotta get up to speed with all the tricks innit

Sime™ said...

...for an investigative journo, you're not very stealth!!...

i'd see through your disguise in seconds... SUSAN

Shane said...

Being the youngest of 3 brothers, I'm fully with you on this... Its a dog eat dog world growing up in a family of boys.

Anonymous said...

I dont think thats greed. Thats just common sense. No one wants to go to the fridge, grab the juice or whatever, only to find there s barely a mouthful left. You re just doing the decent thing and finishing it off. Def going to heaven. With bells on.

Sime™ said...

I AM NORMAL!... yay!!...

Anonymous said...

She said with bells on - that ain't normal!!! Most people go in a wooden box - but no, you're going in a dress, with fake boobs and bells on. FREAK!