TWO THINGS...

www.comedyshave.com is ALIVE Comedy Shave and POST IT TODAY!...

and...

BE THERE INTERNET.... is really PI**ING ME OFF... I have never used language like that on the internet before, but BE THERE!... sit up and listen, the people are strong and if you keep "dropping" my connection I am going to personally bring that STUPID beBox modem and ram it up your wellgroomed o2 butts... am I mad?... yeah.... i'm MAD...grrrr!!! 7 DROP OUTS TODAY...7!!!... PIPEX, never had ONE!... not ONE in twelve months... PIPEX!...i'm sorry!!!... please have me back, I was wrong!.... pleeeeeeease!!!.... interesting if you are a BETHERE (Dont Be There) Customer... get some of this into ya... CLICKETY off to eBay to buy a new Router... innit..

Word to your BORK