Thursday, January 11, 2007
I have some news you may not be aware of...
...I am ridiculously neurotic.I know what you're thinking. "Oh, she's just exaggerating!"No.I'm not.See, I'm the kind of person that will sit and read every inch of a menu, not to decide what to order, but because I'm spell checking it. I'll do the same with a box of cereal or the packaging for a bottle of Ibuprofen.Sometimes I can't decide whether to have carrots or beans for dinner. Because one is higher in riboflavin than the other and hey! Maybe I should get a quick blood test to see what my levels are.It could be a relaxing summer day and I'll be sitting there wondering, is that cloud in the shape of a tiger or does it look more like Woody Allen having sex with a crocodile? And if I choose tiger, what does that mean?Am I nuts? Am I the only one that wonders what the price of tea in China really is??
This is probably why I can't fall asleep at night.
I have some news you may not be aware of...
...I am ridiculously neurotic.I know what you're thinking. "Oh, she's just exaggerating!"No.I'm not.See, I'm the kind of person that will sit and read every inch of a menu, not to decide what to order, but because I'm spell checking it. I'll do the same with a box of cereal or the packaging for a bottle of Ibuprofen.Sometimes I can't decide whether to have carrots or beans for dinner. Because one is higher in riboflavin than the other and hey! Maybe I should get a quick blood test to see what my levels are.It could be a relaxing summer day and I'll be sitting there wondering, is that cloud in the shape of a tiger or does it look more like Woody Allen having sex with a crocodile? And if I choose tiger, what does that mean?Am I nuts? Am I the only one that wonders what the price of tea in China really is??
This is probably why I can't fall asleep at night.
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